Did you know that having a newborn fourth child completely destroys your will to function? Turns out it’s true. I’m afraid that exhaustion is a cure to the ambitious plans I had. Most nights I’m just curling up with a good book and letting the too-tired-to-function fairies take me off to slumberville. Don’t judge me. It’s what I need to cope. I look forward to escaping from this half-speed existence soon and returning back to full power.